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harblem0rnets · 7 months ago

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“howd yall meet and become besties” a mystical tape dispenser and bill cipher somehow led to 9 years of mutual harassment

#best friends #two autistics #lowkey they’re stuck with my ass forever #platonic soulmates #bro is my ride or die

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madeby-meru · 2 months ago

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spoilers for jason illustration (ep 8) under the cut!

gotta say that he looks a bit disproportionate but my goddess my queen my sun and my stars looks so fucking good IM MUSH RN LOOK AT HERRRR SHE'S MY BABYYYYY

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milliumizoomi · 5 months ago

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Was nobody gon tell me Jacob scipio smokes???

#🍄 :: 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘 #🫦 :: 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗚𝗢𝗗...#WAS NOBODY GON TELL ME???#NOBODY AT ALL #yall can’t even imagine my shock when I found out😭😭#ITS NOT THEM LITTLE STICK SHITS EITHER #like bro #I’m literally FLOORED rn😭😭#armando aretas #armando armas #bad boys for life #bad boys ride or die #armando aretas x reader #jacob scipio #armando armas x reader #armando x reader

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egginfroggin · 2 months ago

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*yeets this and runs*

My hand regrets my decision to try for more realistic wings, frankly

Transcriptions:

Mabel Pines - Steller's Jay

Dipper Pines - Blue Jay

fledglings

can't quite fly yet

wing's aren't adult-sized yet

Dipper often forgets to preen

Mabel likes to put glitter in her wings (and Dipper's, when possible)

Dipper collects his primaries to make quill pens

Mabel collects their feathers for crafting

Yeah so I'm just gonna drop this here and uhhhhh run, thanks for checking this, and I hope you have a good day

(program: krita; time taken: about 1 hr 45 minutes)

#eggin creatin'#dipper pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #first time drawing for gravity fallsa nd it's. it's a wing au. bro I've never drawn these characters before in my life but the VISION #they preen each other's wings your honor #they're gonna have tails btw I just. completely forgot them #basically with wings you get them from one parent or the other #twins often have the same kind of wings #not sure about the specifics as far as like. subspecies go #but anyway #dipper and mabel are both jays #their mother and father were probably jays #shermie was (is??) a raven his wife was a jay #ford and stan are magpies #filbrick was a magpie caryn was a raven #tldr the pines family consists of various corvids and that explains their penchant for trouble mischief and also family-motivated violence #hey fun fact magpies and some other corvids will teach their families to hate you if you upset them enough #just sayin man bill better stay dead #anyway yeah also mabel having steller's jay wings was solely because steller sounds like stellar #as in stars #and she's. well. shooting star and all that #as for dipper being a blue jay look man blue jays and pine trees they're just inseparable in my mind #there's something to be said about the stan twins and avarice/stubbornness/grudges I think and. magpies are kind of. stubborn critters #who also collect many shiny #and are oddly ride-or-die. also the aforementioned grudges #welcome to my au where all the explanation is in the tags #I'm just rambling now honestly #putting off actually watching gravity falls #yeah that's right folks it's wtst all over again I'm making stuff for a series I haven't watched/played yet!

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multicolour-ink · 2 years ago

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One of the things I love to think about regarding Mario and Luigi's bond (and get emotional over!) is the way they communicate.

It's not just words exchanged to each other, it's the non-verbal gestures;

A look, a loving touch, a hand on a shoulder, foreheads pressed together - all these things speak in so much volume, without a word being uttered.

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lusalemaart · 4 months ago

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#and i SADDLE UP MY PONYTA AND I RIDE INTO THE SIT-TAY #I MAKE A LODDA NOISE CUZ THE GURLS THEY R SO PRETAY #RIDIN' UP N DOWN BROADWAY ON MY OLD STUD LEROY AND THE GIRLS SAY:#SAVE A RAPIDASH RIDE A MEOWBOY!!!#JOHN WAYNE AINT GOT NUTHIN ON MY FRINGE GAME HELL NO!!!!#well stranger don't ya know i'd like to be yer friend... IF I HAD THE TIME TO STAAAAAAY.#BUT I'M A BRAMBLIN A BLOWIN IN THE WIND. I'VE GOT TO CATCH ANOTHER STAAAAAAAAGE.#I STRAP ON MY GUITAR JUST LIKE A FORTY FIVE. I PRAY EACH NIGHT MY AIM IS TRUUUUEEEE #and ACQUAINTANCES TURN TO FRIENDS I HOPE THOSE FRIENDS THEY REMEMBER ME #HOLD THE NIGHT FOR RANSOM AS WE KIDNAP THE MEMORIES #NOT SURE THERES A WAY TO EXPRESS WHAT U MEANT TO ME #SOMETIMES I GET TO THINKIN BOUT SETTLIN' DOWN. FADE OFF INTO A MEMORY.#BUT EVERY NIGHT THAT I STEP OUT TO FACE THE CROWD?#I KNOW THIS IS THE LIFE FOR MEEEEEEE #pokemon #meowth #ok context. to whomever it may concern. which is no one but idc i have a lot to say and no one to say it to #first off heres my like bi-annual post bc i 1. only draw f*rdekyl* and fucking detest f*re *emblem fans with a burning passion #so i hate sharing my 'art' . so heres a rare non-fk thing. bc i also hate social media as a whole it makes me sue of side all #but like 2. i have deliberately avoided scar/vio bc its a BAD GAME. and its not made well. also i know 'open world' formats #trigger my ocd. which it did exactly. but thats mostly irrelevant. but in anycase. i bit the bullet bc i was in a pkmn mood #esp after my long beloved n*te and dook*ie gave me a hankering for a pkmn game again #and my lil bro accidentally bought 2 copies years ago so i was like fck it ill give it a shot its Free #and yes the game is dogshit. however. everytime i see a meowth in the wild i lose my mind.#his jaunty little yee-haw walk kills me every time. i adore him. thus this was inspired.#alright imma head out i fucking hate this website as well as every other social media . maybe ill draw something non-fk in like a year #see ya in like a year maybe if i live that long. which i wouldnt count on bc tbh this year has been BAD in terms of my pain. im on the #EXTREME decline and can BARELY draw anymore. i want to die. i got nothin left. it just keeps getting worse so adios!#:(

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mischeva · 1 year ago

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your honor they are siblings

please do not tag as ship

#sonic archie comics #archie sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic redesign #yeah that’s right geoffrey and rouge sibling moments #fuck how they characterized my girl rouge in early archie #anyways yeah they’re besties in my mind #total jesse and james vibes #ride or die #rouge the bat #geoffrey st. john #my art #rouge has enough younger brothers as it is #I think it would be hilarious if she had an older bro #that she was also taller than him #short older sibs rise up #the pain is real shdgfjvjdgsj

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jrueships · 26 days ago

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WHOEVER THE FUCK IS RECOMMENDING MED PPL TO GO INTO RADIOLOGY JUST CUS IF THE MONEY, IM GONNA FUCKING gET YOU

#first i had ai dictacting schedules and now the radiologists just thought there was a AHHGGRHHH #YES. YES U CAN MAKE MONEY GOING INTO RADIOLOGY. BUT DO NO T. JU ST. GO INTO IT. for the MONEY #MEDICINE IS FKING PAIN BCS BUSINESS IS A PAIN & PPL ARE IN PAIN & PPL ARE A PAIN #like it is Very. ppl orientated it's FKING MEDICINE and even if ure a vet or whatever theres obvs usually humans attached fo animals #so like u might not always be dealing with the ppl but ur coworkers who are also being directly accounting #for the ppl SURE AS HELL DO #like yea ppl die all the time but ure telling me u dont gaf when u couldve done something to stop a LIFE #a HUMAN LIFE that was DEPENDING ON U just doing a like tiny action in the grand scheme of ur things #but ends up a major life changer to them even if they dont always have the knowledge to recognize it #and u let them die bcs of the money #i cant fcking STANDDDDDD IT ohmy GAWD.#also like radiology is not all that hunky dory like radiactive is part of the fking name like #UGHHHH LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO BE SCOLDING MY PTS WHY TF AM I SCOLDING MFS FOR MY PTS #anyways yea tho totally just join medicine for the money it's tofally not a massive damage to u n society #but also . fuck society for making ppl feel like they only have this choice or it's starvation bcs thats also so fking real fuc that #but bro at least try not to fuck ppl over once u gain a position just bcs u happened to be in a bad mood today like #medicine is Literally. horror. it's not that 'i watch pimple popping videos haha i can handle it' horror . it's literally.#the horror of treating humans like humans while never allowed to be one urself kind of horror #it's watching a little girl crying and a big bulky father weeping like a small child bcs his wife died #&then u step out the room and a pt throws his poop at u bcs he keeps lying to u abt not having any alcohol &wants to go home but has no ride #wants a million opiods and has been absolutely wailing at ur staff and if he leaves ama it docks u so now u gotta #peruse a bunch of legal documents to try and figure out a loophole on how to get him outta here while also dealing with 60 other pts #on the brink of death or intensely septic and the whole time ure trying to save them u got bitches screaming in ur ear abt the #north carolina fluid shortage like btch fuck that im giving this kid the shit they need to survive fuck off #especially funny bcs theres fluids available but we refuse to buy them bcs theyre for a higher price than our og supplier like ok #anyways #love my life

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grimwarden · 2 months ago

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varric is a cat.

#he's also my best friend. my bro. my ride or die. the love of my life.#i was trying to make a real tangible character analysis but i don't have the english (or brain) for it. this is the summary.#varric tethras

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3416 · 7 months ago

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so what i've learned is that for mitch marner specifically any points earned in a blowout game don't count actually. especially not in a blowout game where he helped swing the momentum. also points super don't count if you got them in games 1-4 of a potential 7 games series because idk reasons. being the first maple leaf with a round 2 gwg in half a million years doesn't count the most obviously because it wasn't a game 5, 6, or 7. it doesn't matter how you got to games 5-7 but if you're not putting up points in that exact stretch of games then well you're just not built for playoff hockey apparently. unless your name isn't mitch marner of course.

REALLLL TO ALL OF THIS.... everything he's done in the playoffs is bad and he's a whiny child apparently for ? existing ? having an occasional bad game when he just came back from an injury known to continuously impact your game while you heal ? we're just gonna look over the fact that he was better in the first game than everyone that contributed in the second bc we didn't win the first, lol. amazes me that no matter how many times i read this shit, i get so worked up every time like. not even from a mitch marner fan perspective sometimes but just from the sheer lack of fucking LOGIC and then seeing hundreds to thousands of people agree? like bro this is really partially the worst fanbase in the league, lol. i am NOT ride or die with all of you stupid fucks, that's for sure.

even yesterday i was just seeing stats about how he and mo were at the top of the list of most pass to shot attempts made in the oz so far in the ENTIRE playoffs and i'm like ????????????? you'd think he was doing NOTHING just bc his linemates can't put it in, lol. i'm so tired of people saying 'the second mitch is on a non-leaf team, he'll win a cup with them' even as defense of mitch from the fanbase bc like. he's not going anywhere?????? he's got a nmc like what are we even hypothetically discussing??????? him for WHICH stud dman on the market??? letting him walk and pissing off your franchise star center while you're at it???? like what. anyway. the extension with a raise is going to hit so hard after all the 'mitch can only stay if he takes a discount' too fhijdsklfejds.

#easks #bro ill watch a team where 5 players take half the cap for the rest of eternity #i dont give a fuck #hope it stops the leafs from re-signing some guys too just to piss off the worst part of the fanbase even MORE #god.#cant even fully enjoy the leafs success bc it will somehow still be abt how mitch marner isnt good enough #which in turn makes me wanna see the leafs never win the cup just to fuck those ppl over. ok but i want 1634 cup. fkldsjklf #im not a crest above everyone type person lol #im here for mitch and auston and have attachment to some other guys but oh man #its glg forever bc my guys are gonna be leafs forever #not bc im rooting for the leafs no matter what . lmfao #ik its bc im not local that im not ride or die in the same way but i love those guys so much and am loyal to them #and will be loyal to the team they play for with no issue #i just hate such a huge section of leaf fans it makes it impossible to feel kinship lol

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crazycoven · 2 years ago

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holds this scene to my heart forever and ever

#I want to gush about it they fr popped the fuck off here #sanjis VA in the sub bro he sold it HAD ME IN SHAMBLESSS #then the fucking slowed down version of the first OP intro in the background like they were legit trying to kill me #I am LOVING the overarching theme of freedom + friendship it's so simple but amazing #the type of ride or die person luffy is to his crew/friends makes my heart melt sure hes the captain but he doesnt look down or think hes-#better than them it feels like their crew is so equal luffy not giving a damn about the old silly pirate traditions like AHFDJKH HES MY FAV #SHONEN PROTAG SO FAR I CANT HES THE BEST ONE I KDFVGHGKFDSH SORRY NARUTO #the way he wouldn't hit sanji back when he fought him trying to get them to leave the island so he could try to sacrifice himself like bro-#hayden watches op

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spirithunter-deathmark · 8 months ago

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Hiroo I find is really funny as character if only for the fact that you ask her of about Yashiki and she goes, "Yeah I know Yashiki, He's whatever. I bitch about my problems to him and he saved my life twice. He's in my top 3 of friends that i have."

#cut to Daimon going #“YEAH Yashiki and I trauma bonded together so I'm ride or die for that guy he's my bro”

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yearning-gay · 2 months ago

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unfortunate news: im probably going to have to cave in and get the minoxidil for my silly scalp bc lowering my dose is starting to restart my periods in a way that is negatively affecting my mental health

good news: bought a leash arf arf :3

#jack.txt #“hm i wonder why i want to die so bad i don't remember seasonal depression being lile this” the hormones in your womb bro #i will be fine!! especially now that i know what's causing it #idk maybe i ride this out and then fix my dose. pick up my hair juice next week or something

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blmpff · 1 year ago

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